The Shadows Lie

Okay. Later (not exactly sure how much later, but yeah...) I will be posting the first 30 pages of my latest masterpiece. Eventually ... argh. My computer is a piece of shit. Let me just say that. Well, apparently it's about to log off on me because it's battery is low .... (I just charged it, damn it!) *insert frustrated growl in here* Yeah, whatever. See ya later, stay outta jail, eat dessert before dinner - the normal routine. Nite! : )

Promises broken .... I feel like such a bad person right now!

Okay, yeah, 'member when I promised like forever ago to post stuff?

WellI'mlikereallysorrybuttheinternetwon'tletmesodon'tblameme!

*sniffles* Argh, sorry. What was I saying?

Oooooh! I remember. I'm really sorry but the internet won't let me post for some odd reason so don't blame me please I'm so sorry!

Well, now that that's over with, I feel much better. And I will post. Eventually. When the computer decides to like me again. You know how it goes.

Well okay bye! Stay outta jail!

The Internet Officially Hates My Guts! HURRAY!

Soooooooooooo.... the internet has been disabled.

Loverly, ain't it?!

Yeah, I was very sad, and shed a little ( a lot.... ) of tears. I no can has cheeseburger! :'( Okay, a little random, I know - but, hey, that's what makes me so damn awesome.

So, yeah, anyway - internet crashed, me no can has cheeseburger, and it sucked. But, well, on the plus side - I'm watching Jeff Dunham ( he is kind of amazing ). He's hysterical. I'm literally laughing so hard I cannot breathe, my eyes are tearing up - you know how it goes. I have a headache from laughing so much.

So, sorry I haven't posted, well, anything. = )

But I will. Eventually. Yay. Right? Right!